Saturday, November 28, 2009

Glee Episode 3: Acafellas - Tanning Privileges



This is what we call a total disaster ladies - I'm going to ask you to smell your armpits.





That's the smell of failure, and it's stinking up my office.



I'm revoking your tanning privileges for the rest of the semester.

Glee Episode 3: Acafellas - Mental Illness



Well, Erma.



I'm willing to do whatever it takes to make this Glee Club successful.



You know, the way you use your mental illness to help these kids is really inspiring.



I'm shocked you're not married.

Glee Episode 3: Acafellas - Special Forces



You're sowing the seeds of destruction.



You know ladies, I learned a lot in Special Forces. I was on the strike team in Panama when we extracted Noriega.



We took out the shepherd, then we went after the sheep.



You need to go after these Glee clubbers one by one.



I want my full budget restored.



I need a fog machine.

Friday, November 27, 2009

Glee Episode 2: Showmance - Bringing Glee Club Down


We're going to bring this club down from within.


And I'm gonna get my boyfriend back.


I don't care so much about that.

Glee Episode 2: Showmance - Bone Structure


You know, Q, when I first laid eyes on you, I was reminded of a young Sue Sylvester, though you don't have my bone structure.

Glee Episode 2: Showmance - Cease Fire


Cease fire on the waterworks. I don't want to hear it, I don't want to see it.

Glee Episode 2: Showmance - No More European Dry Cleaning



Oh, Sue. The dry cleaners here are just as good as the ones in Europe.